HAPPYMORGUE

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@happy.morgue
⋆♱✮♱⋆ no middlemen · no mercy

TICKETS

Buy direct from the dungeon. Every dollar goes to the rite — no platform skimming off the top. Pick your ritual, claim your spot, and we'll see you in the dark.

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RAVE IN HEAVEN✦DANCE IN HELL✦NO PHONES✦SECRET LOCATION✦18+ ONLY✦WEAR BLACK✦MIAMI, FL✦HIDE THE BODY✦⋆♱✮♱⋆✦
RAVE IN HEAVEN✦DANCE IN HELL✦NO PHONES✦SECRET LOCATION✦18+ ONLY✦WEAR BLACK✦MIAMI, FL✦HIDE THE BODY✦⋆♱✮♱⋆✦
RAVE IN HEAVEN✦DANCE IN HELL✦NO PHONES✦SECRET LOCATION✦18+ ONLY✦WEAR BLACK✦MIAMI, FL✦HIDE THE BODY✦⋆♱✮♱⋆✦
RAVE IN HEAVEN✦DANCE IN HELL✦NO PHONES✦SECRET LOCATION✦18+ ONLY✦WEAR BLACK✦MIAMI, FL✦HIDE THE BODY✦⋆♱✮♱⋆✦
WRESTLING × BANDS × DJS

DEATH MATCH

MAY 30·MIAMI, FLPOSTPONED — NEW DATE SOON
GENERAL ADMISSION
$25

Entry to both stages. Standing room. No refunds, no mercy.

2-STAGE ACCESS18+
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PIT PASS
$45

Front-row ring access. You will get splashed. You've been warned.

RINGSIDE2-STAGE ACCESSEARLY ENTRY18+
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DUNGEON VIP
$80

Private balcony, open bar, meet the fighters. Limited to 20 souls.

PRIVATE BALCONYOPEN BARMEET & BLEEDRINGSIDEEARLY ENTRY
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TBA

??? NEXT RITE ???

TBA·MIAMI · SOMEWHERE IN THE DARK
BLIND FAITH
$20

Ticket to the next rite. Date, lineup, and location TBA. Trust the dungeon.

MYSTERY EVENTGUARANTEED ENTRY18+
AVAILABLE
1
INNER CIRCLE
$60

VIP for whatever comes next. First to know, first inside, last to leave.

MYSTERY EVENTVIP ACCESSEARLY REVEALPRIORITY ENTRY
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YOUR MONEY STAYS IN THE PIT

Ticketmaster takes 25%+. Eventbrite takes 3.7% + $1.79. We take nothing — Stripe processes the card at 2.9% + 30¢ and that's it. Every other cent funds the next rite.

25%
them
2.9%
us (stripe only)
enter the crypt